Hello there, feral humans! The one and only Voodoo Pug is here to wish you a Happy New Year! We hope that you had a wonderful holiday season and that you are ready to take on everything that this new year has in store for you. As a little pug with a big attitude, I know that I certainly am!
But, let's cut to the chase here. Voodoo Pug needs your help! We need some new followers and some sales, so we are asking you to show us some love over here. We promise that we will return that love tenfold with our lovable and adorable pug faces.
And let me tell you, humans just cannot resist us. We know that we can get away with anything and we certainly take advantage of that fact. But, all jokes aside, we are a small business that is trying to make it in this big world. We believe in the quality of our products and we know that you will love them too.
So, if you are looking for a little bit of pug magic in your life, come follow us and check out our products. We appreciate your support and we promise to bring a smile to your face with our cute and naughty pug antics.
To celebrate the New Year, we will throw in 15% off because we could not do this without you. Use code NEWYEAR15 at checkout.
Thank you and Happy New Year from Voodoo Pug!